Welcome to Trinity Bellwoods Park

Toronto, Canada

In the great city of Toronto there exists a grand park named Trinity Bellwoods. During the hot summer months swarms of people, mostly hipsters, sprawl across it's lush greens to enjoy the sun, sights and maybe a fine canned beverage. A plague of empty aluminum vessels would threaten the beauty of the land if not for the valour of a few wizards that use their magic to banish the scourge of cans.


A person who follows the latest trends and fashions... like park drinking circa Toronto 2003 - present


A person who has magical powers, especially in legends and fairytales.
In this case to magically make cans disappear, coined circa Toronto 2003


Aluminum vessels, scourge of the land. The alcohol containing versions are worth $.05